I'm just an asshole sometimes...

I've been wanting to do this a while. Based off Bowling for Soup's song "A-Hole". The song's self explanatory. I'd like to leave it up to your imagination on who he made cry...I mean, I know the most fitting would no doubt be USUK, but I'd like to expand on the thought more...which is why I didn't allude it specifically to them.
I've always seen this as one of those fitting songs for him because Alfred does screw up and he knows he does too. Though there are points where he blatantly disregards his mistakes, but he doesn't always behave that way. He'll even acknowledge it despite hating being wrong or at fault. In a way, it's him acknowledging he messed up and hurt someone, regrets it, but he moves on and wishes them well.
I also would have went into more detail with this, but muro was kinda being a fucktard and wouldn't let me manipulate filters or backgrounds. :T
Anyways, here's the song which I recommend you listen in order to get the idea: [link]